1. elmakias:

    So I’ve been talking to this girl

    (via crypticute)

     
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  3. punkphantom:

    malformalady:

    A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

    metal as fuck

    (via my-heartbeats-only-for-you)

     

  4. unirony:

    lebanesegirlswag:

    unirony:

    croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

    Unless you have a muffin top.

    here’s a to-do list for u

    • fix yr garbage ass blog
    • fix yr garbage ass attitude

    (via l0nely-dreamer)

     
  5. womp-dewomp:

    a-br0kenjarr:

    tHIS SCENE FUCKED ME UP SO BAD

    I cried omfg this scene

    (Source: -tateslangdon, via screw-being-normal)

     

  6. stability:

    when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

    image

    (via sexwithchrisdrew)

     

  7. el-dispute:

    let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex 

    (via sexwithchrisdrew)

     
  8. aleaderofplayers:

    thunderfuck-kid:

    tan-the-man:

    themajesticalnarwhal:

    He looks so strange without the mustache. 

    You mean damn fine.

    that’s what I’m talking about

    This makes me so angry like the mustache makes him so unattractive but holy shit without he is so fine HOW

    (Source: spilled-weed, via your-mother-is-a-bus)

     
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  11. lostdreamer19:

    oddfuturenormalpast:

    maya-leche:

    britheprincesss:

    proteinpills:

    mentallymassacred:

    dreamsandwhatever:

    musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

    No

    HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Whyyyyyy

    Shut the fuck up, he did not.

    😂😂 wtf

    Bye

    omg

    This same guy tried to talk to me on Meetme.com He’s a pretty big scum bag that just wants sexually shit. 

    (via l0nely-dreamer)

     
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  13. selfiepolice:

    i feel u

    or like i want to

    (Source: winniethepoohfan, via sexwithchrisdrew)

     
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