1. sevenpoints:

    iidelirium:

    captainragtag:

    hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

    BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

    "IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

    "NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

    (via nederanar)

     
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  3. the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

    neckbeardeddragon:

    cheezetits:

    narcotic:

    There’s a book sitting in front of you.

    In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

    Hell fucking yeah

    Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

    read it so you know what order to murder people in

    (Source: narcotic, via nederanar)

     

  4. 1800-undead:

    hi lets stop telling mentally ill kids to “stop using their mental illness as an excuse” bc it’s ableist as hell and makes them hate themselves for their mental stuff

    (via stereotyped-teens)

     
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  6. heart:

    imagine if humans didn’t have knees and couldn’t kneel down to pick things up so we always had to stick our butts in peoples faces

    (via fairymetalexorcist)

     
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  8. infinite-waffles:

    fuckthepj:

    can we just appreciate how this has 12,000 notes so half of the people that reblogged this probably do not know who they are and are thinking they are some really cute couple and that phil is the sassy  assertive (dominant?) one and how weird that is

    That is brilliant omfg

    (via fairymetalexorcist)

     
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    1. accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
    2. me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
     
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  12. a special message for a very special someone

    thestoutorialist:

    averypottermormon:

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    hey

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    you

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    dont you dare think

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    for even a second

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    that nobody saw you

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    when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

    how did you find this

    CONSTANT VIGILANCE

    (Source: maximumbuttitude, via recklesslycareless)

     
  13. adampacmanjones:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Men Shopping With Their Ladies [via]

    Previously: Dads Dragged Along to a One Direction Concert

    For the fallen soldiers

    (via fairymetalexorcist)

     

  14. abovesuspicions:

    all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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    (via recklesslycareless)