1. notesfromtheorient:

    i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

    (via katvvoman)

     
  2. funnyfacesplace:

    angergirl:

    AU CONTRAIRE

    MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


    YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

    WHICH IS TRUE

    MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

    the moral of this story is

    1. Sit the way you want.

    2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

    Aunt Mary is my new hero

    (via katvvoman)

     

  3. why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

    (Source: elouvator, via katvvoman)

     

  4. darlingwalker:

    i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

    (via my-heartbeats-only-for-you)

     
  5. (via katvvoman)

     

  6. rexuality:

    I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

    (via katvvoman)

     
  7. sharkbaitouhaha:

    Im still not convinced Australia is a real place

    (via katvvoman)

     

  8. khadds:

    coffeeandfaith:

    Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

    amen

    (via katvvoman)

     
  9. lakidaa:

    i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

    (Source: ghostworld2001, via tyleroakley)

     
     
  10. renton-gg:

    catcadaver:

    Relevant.

    same girl, same.

    (Source: drain-seeker, via purple--monkeys)

     

  11. ben-c:

    bonaventure-:

    if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

    some person: hey asstown 
    you: nah 
    some person:

    i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

    (via z-a-z-e-n)

     
  12. cleolinda:

    letstalkabouted:

    “Not Everything is About You”

    http://www.sauceome.com/

    I actually find this to be a really comforting thought. I got to be a lot less anxious once I realized that everyone else is too busy being worried what other people think of them to be concerned with what they think of me.

    (via purple--monkeys)

     
  13. vanillabeanmini:

    I can’t explain to you how bad I want this.

    (via iamacupcakee)

     
  14. (Source: omoimono, via explors)

     
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